Drive By Porn Thing

So I was crying about there not being any Swerve porn on this post late last night and this morning I woke up to find this in my inbox! Submitted/Written by punishandenslavesuckers! THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU I READ IT THIS MORNING AND IT MADE ME REALLY HAPPY ;U; 

“Oh.” That was what he said, but how he said it was more like ‘oooooooooh’ with little involuntary hitches that made an elongated single syllable several and then some. It was hard to keep your vocoder steady one when someone had their tongue in your valve, harder still to keep it at a reasonable volume when that someone had your wire-work nailed and your whole lower body was glowing hot, shocking sensation up your spine to your brain until you couldn’t feel your extremities. Atomizer had intended, honestly, to argue with Swerve about his choices of paint for the bar. He wasn’t sure how it got to be that he was sitting on that barstool, whimpering, with the otherBot’s head between his legs.

The residents of the Lost Light liked to joke that Swerve had a mouth that wouldn’t stop.

At that moment – back arching, legs sliding apart, feeling everything from his knees down go numb as everything from his valve to his face went hot – Atomizer really was hoping that was fucking true. Swerve, for his part, could not decide if he was ever going to stop being surprised. For all that he was really enjoying touching, fragging, and generally working over the other Bot, there was a part of his brain that still could not believe he (of all people!) had the resident assassin interior designer flat out with his legs spread.

Mostly it was that they’d been arguing about color swatches ten minutes ago and somehow that got them here.

“You’re… actually good at this?” Atomizer had a throat full of static, cut with a moan, but he still managed to sound shocked. Swerve just slid two fingers deeper into the other Bot, felt Atomizer tighten and another jolt of static snap through him. “You can – ah!” He broke off when Swerve dragged his tongue across a bare wiring, hitting a dozen nerve circuits buried inside the other mech’s valve. When Atomizer was done riding out the current, he said, “Oh whatever. Just spike me already. Primus.” And dragged the other mech to his feet by his collar faring.

“I, uh,” said Swerve, stumbling slightly, grabbing Atomizer’s knee to steady himself. “Really? I mean, if you want, I just haven’t… are you sure? We don’t have to if you like this better I don’t mind…” And maybe it was sad, but he really didn’t mind just watching Atomizer slowly come apart. Didn’t mind the taste of the other Autobot on his tongue, transfluid and armor polish, the smell off his engines when an overload hit, the precise way the other Bot’s wiry framework went rigid and arched. He could have been content watching Atomizer moan his way to overload for hours really. “It’s just don’t know if I’ll be as good at this, uh, if you know what I…”

Atomizer grabbed the edge of Swerve’s helm, just under the jaw and yanked him forward.

“I don’t care if I’m the first wetware you’ve gotten in four centuries. Shut the hell up and spike me or I’m cramming an ion arrow up your –” Swerve beat him to the punch, grabbed Atomizer by the knees and entered the other bot so hard he slammed Atomizer’s back into the table behind him. He was, of course, massively embarrassed when the first thing the other mech said was: “Ow, dammit, do I look like a wall plug to you?”

“Sorry. You sounded serious about that arrow.”

“I was.” Atomizer placed one hand on Swerve’s chest, over his spark, eased him back slightly. He made a low shuddering noise as he did, optical visor flashing as he eased Swerved spike half out of his valve. “Okay, now. Try it… no, just…oh.”Swerve liked it when Atomizer said ‘oh’. He caught Swerve’s hands, put them on his thighs and, using Swerve’s hands beneath his own, spread his knees farther apart. He said, shakily, “Yeah, okay, just like that.”

They’d get back to arguing about color swatches, Swerve was certain, but for now… this was good. 




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  6. cat-moustache said: I admire the manner in which you get people to deliver. And with such quality too.
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    Oh god I needed that
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